khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

• Bilbo at the end of Unexpected Journey: Oh man at least it can't get much worse, right?
• Bilbo at the end of Desolation of Smaug: Oh fuck shit shit shit shit shit.

asgardfeels:

#that awkward moment when you’re watching the movies with someone who doesn’t get why you’re cackling like a madman at these lines.

How to ruin people’s lives:

50shadesoftobias:

1. Write a book
2. Create awesome characters
3. Kill them

savvylikenahhh:

I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-
once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.

wildwolfsbane:

people who love faramir but shit talk boromir

The saddest word in English: Stay. —6-Word Story #49 (via whitecontraband)

pamhalperts:

I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!!

wrathandruin-blog:

lord of the rings: a summary

treklikeheck:

so I had some free time and this happened